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this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

'You have a sick, twisted mind. Do you want to be my friend?

Haha! Go ahead, call me a bitch, it only strengthens my belief of you being one stupid ugly motherfucker.

Ecard: Yes, I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps stupid motherfucker every time.

#Grammar because it makes the difference between knowing your shit, or knowing you're shit!

I laughed, and I thought I'd share. Grammar: the difference between knawing your shit and knawing youre shit. SIEG HEIL Grammar I laughed and thought I'd share Grammar: the difference between knawing your shit youre SIEG HEIL

I know quite a few people that should eat makeup lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside bitch.