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Some people have been offended as I have told them this - well I used a different word than stupid but I don't sugarcoat that it was their bad decision that got them into trouble. I have made too many bad decisions to tiptoe around now.

.Serious, because I heard a Muse song playing in Publix the other day. Or the Rolling Stones!

I LOVE supermarket music and rock out to it everytime I shop!

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.

I'd have to replace wine with murder. This actually made me laugh out loud and almost spit out my drink.

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I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

Mornings. Mondays. Working.

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

I love coming into work and being crazy busy, I didn't even get a sip of coffee before I was thrown into work.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word Fuck like a comma

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

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