What if we both bite each other

What if I bite myself and I die? Am I poisonous or venomous?

Tumblr funny!

Not delivery, it's digiorno! It's not a scene it's a god damn arms race! THIS IS SPARTA! XD laughing up buckets over this!

I want this kid at MY school

I have a tie dealer at my school. This guy has got to be awesome! <-- I bet this kid is the younger version of the doctor<<< I want a tie dealer at my school!

The science side of Tumblr at 3am. Watering an apple tree with apple juice progresses from "is it forced cannibalism?" to "definitely liquefied apple fetuses" through a chain of disturbingly scientific hypotheses. No one is safe from the madness of middle of the night Tumblr posts. NO ONE. Also, liquefied apple fetuses? Wtf, science side of Tumblr. W. T. F.

From "is it forced cannibalism?" to "definitely liquefied apple fetuses.

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This is why I don’t open iFunny in public

When you sent the wrong draft to your teacher

an essay on my teacher i actually write stuff like this when i'm doing a rough draft omg .

The censoring on this post is awful  but that's some smooth moves

Damn son, this stuff is smooth as fuck

suger, honey, flour, egg, salt, and butter. stir thoroughly. pour into baking pan and let sit while she cooks herself. :)

Names to call a girlfriend

<b>T̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶r̶i̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶E̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶.</b>

The Queen's English generally.

Steam Setup: Simplified and Traditional

So... is this why half the road signs in Kansas are always missing? Folks there are so bored, they stole them and took them home! XD

I thought traffic lights were less than the length of a person's arm! And I thought stop signs were a little smaller, but not much.

ffffffff seriously though band goes to the extreme at my school XD

Only pinning it for the tuba part. Because it was hilarious and I play tuba

Snap 2 live, live 2 snap.

32 Snapchats From 2017 That Will Make You Laugh Uncontrollably

A premature look at some of the highlights.

HAHA das awesomeee

My Spanish II teacher told me this and now I'm telling new generations of kids. In Spanish it's actually spelled "Eso si que es" But you know, it works :)

Can this be a thing?

We need this for reasons

Can this be a thing you're gonna be a video game designer, PLEASE MAKE IT! "^That will cause more hatred than Mario Kart and Monopoly combined." SO TRUE, definitely will end friendships.

Holy crap, I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed boys pockets are way bigger than girls.

"Well that's what girls do" also glad I'm not the only one measuring in calculators

There are a few different types of people in the world....

This was by far the best Yahoo Answers question I have ever read.but my gosh that Jane is a horrible person!