If These Tumblr Posts Make You Laugh, You Almost Definitely Have Parents

I've been through ten high schools, they start to get blurry. No point planting roots 'cause you're gone in a hurry. sorry I'm Heathers trash


WOW calm down there Magnussen. <== for the comment and the partial truth to the pin. I don't hate everyone, just most people.

"Oh you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you?" "What do you mean?" "You're a regulation hottie." -Mean Girls

when I see really attractive people I just laugh because I know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty

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If you can't blow them away with your brilliance , baffle them with your bullshit-favorite quote ever!

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So true. It's true Funny Photos Quotes And Sayings So true :-) Hilarious

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Some 13 year olds are also smart as hell and some 16 year olds are smart as hell so it's not an age thing.

I agree.. English is very weird

Actually, the wording wouldn't be "why can not you get me some ice cream". It would be "why can you not get me some ice cream". Just because a contraction is used does not mean that the word and not are next to each other.

My Science Teacher Used To Teach All Of His...

Three things: I wish I had a teacher that taught Morse Code Those kids are geniuses Tests are about demonstrating what you've learned in class. Those kids should not have been punished for using Morse Code when their teacher taught it to them

yep that pretty much sums it up

yep that pretty much sums it up>>this is true, for any doubters. I read it in a history book