I'm currently holding onto a stick that has a wild bird on it. Now sure how & I'm pretty sure it will never happen again. You might be a Disney Princess. You should have a talk with your parents about that.
I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while