Hey mom I got detention:( What? What happened and you're grounded. Well when the teacher was standing in front of the chalk board she asked all idiots to stand up. I stood up and said to her 'well I didn't want you to feel lonely.
You were so drunk last night!Your joking, I barely drank. You yelled ''THIS IS SPARTA'' then kicked your sister off the porch!Well do you do it naked, with a pot on your head, and a shovel in your hand?