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Nothing says I love you like sex in the morning.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Nothing says I love you like sex in the morning.

Look forward to my coffee every morning!

This is totally me! Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee

Too true!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

I simply can't maintain a pair of panties around you.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I simply can't maintain a pair of panties around you.

Dear Life,  I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please stop teaching me that lesson.

Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please stop teaching me that lesson. Amen to that!

lmfao!!!!! :D

How I feel reading most arguments on Facebook...

Someecards: "I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than…

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