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"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

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For those bad days.I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.

pintrest - fentybinder

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Bildschirmarbeiter - Picdump 19.07.2013

Picdump 19.07.2013

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

There should be a #line at every #supermarket for those who have their #act together #LetsGetWordy

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

My autocorrect lost all faith in me long ago

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

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"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap. I almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it was saved by thunder and lightening.

Life

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

This happens all the time!

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

Burn lol

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Casual Friday with a tiara and a robe and a box of wine!

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

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