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Actually wanted to do this to someone yesterday.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE THE IMMENSITY OF THE FUCK I DO NOT GIVE

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Crazy Girl Quote - You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

Those who stir the shit pot should have to lick the spoon.

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Want to lock it in some people as well lol

Inspirational Quotes: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description When one door closes, sometimes.

Well when you think of it like that, its quite funny now isn't it?

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

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Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

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Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds. Sad but true

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