He waited all of his teaching career for that. That is the best teacher ever!
You're a lizard Harry, you are the only person to survive a curse from Voldetort!
Harry Potter AU <<< This would be nice.
I'm pretty sure the Hufflepuffs are the ones trying not to pee, not the Gryffindors. Just sayin. Hufflepuffs have fine patience, it's the Gryffindors that need work.
His name is William Sanford Nye, but this is hilarious
Here Are 100 Hilarious Harry Potter Jokes To Get You Through The Day
I'm Peggy Sue part 137
This post most definitely proves that I'm a slytherin with a lot of ravenclaw in me coz of times I can make people think that I'm the sweetest hufflepuff they'll ever find
They deal with bullies with style and grace. And then they punch these purebloods and say "kickin' your face all over the place" *Clap clap boum* "We will, we will, rock you"
Neville works to better work in wizard mental illness - HEADCANON ACCEPTED.tears are literally falling from my eyes
You are doing magic homework for your magic classes at your magic school with your magic friends. I would wake up at six in the morning and be like I'M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW! When you think about it, this explains Hermione.
Or they establish themselves as savvy businessmen and women. I can confirm this as I am a Slytherin and I have thought about this before while thinking about hogwarts
Why lord! Why does this hit me the feels every single mention of Fed's death
If only my kids were as obsessed with Harry Potter as I am. I know my husband won't respond if I start writing to the characters! <<<< I will do this for any fictional person my kids write to. My husband will help.
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DEAR LORD, oh my fucking God. Someone has defiled our holy book written by our lord, savior, & queen: J.<----- Ok that book sounds awful I am so glad that I have never read it and never will.
I somehow can't see the Black family to be a laughing family (except for maybe Sirius and Regulus) but it's a funny thought