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Let me tell ya! I sweep cheerios and clean stick floors 10 times a day haha

Cleaning while the kids are still growing. I don't see how people with kids have spotless houses.

Yes. Yes, it would. Well, that and having the ability/time to nap anytime it starts to get ugly and rainy. Then= totally perfect.

Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't confusing and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

or on instagram or on twitter or on the walls or on the tables or on myspace or anywhere else that it might hurt somebody's feelings.   THINK!  T-is it true?    H-is it helpful?      I-is it inspiring?        N-is it necessary?          K-is it kind?

Updated quote of something I'm always saying to the children "If you can't say anything nice." :-) Some people don't realize they hurt other people's feelings with their comments.

I'd like to make that 4 C's of Life and add Chocolate to the mix (in moderation, of course)!

"The 3 C's of life: choices, chances, changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

Sometimes you don't need words to hear, but feel it in the heart. The most loving thoughts and people who don't want to talk anymore while they are thinking good bye.

The queen? the cat? the bitch? and I have been called many names……. I have a SOUL and I have a HEART!

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

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I think sarcasm is the defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity. Being a smartass is a defense against people who don't get sarcasm.

YES. I always try to tell my mom this. She NEVER takes a break, not even on the weekends, which is why she is so stressed. I don't get it! You HAVE to live.

matildakay's save of Primitives By Kathy White Box Sign, Never Get So Busy: Home & Kitchen on Wanelo

Love the life you live, live the life you love - Bob Marley

Love the life you live, live the life you love - Bob Marley (My 'mantra')

Motherhood, the greatest joy, words can not convey. A baby makes your future worth living for.

And you cannot know my reason without listening, you know me better then anyone else. You are just misjudging my intentions.

"You can't judge my choices without knowing my reasons." Ask why before you judge.

this is me....

I am strong because I am weak. I am beautiful because I know my flaws. I am a Lover because I am a fighter. I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish. I can laugh because I've known sadness.

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