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By Chris Rock -"occasional"? True, if occasional means 12-20 pair of new shoes per year.

my red shoes! By Chris Rock -"occasional"? True, if occasional means pair of new shoes per year.

I watched 3 hours of the Oscars to watch him not win -__- Give the man a freaking Oscar.

Give Leonardo His Oscar! This poor, poor man. I truly and honestly feel terrible for him.

And that haze you walk around in for weeks afterwords.....

Cleaning vs. Dance Party

inspiration

Be happy with the little you have. There are some people with nothing who still manage to smile. So true.

Go Fuck Yourself. With class! << Well, it's not quite Shakespeare, but it's still amusing!

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When a friend starts watching a show.this is happening to me right now with Walking Dead.my friend can't even look me in the eye when I bring it up lol

Done and done.

Black and white quote. Your opinion is irrelevant because you are a cunt.

Tommy.....sooo glad I walked away from that asshole!!!!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

When you’re trying to join in the conversation but the sidewalk is like, “nah”. | 21 Times The Internet Got Way Too Real About Being A Third Wheel

When you're trying to join in the conversation but the sidewalk is like,

Funny pictures about Dear sidewalk. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sidewalk. Also, Dear sidewalk.

Stupid is as stupid does.

I am out of order until further notice. My Stupid People Filter Needs Cleaning and my "give a damn" batteries have run out.

The only thing about this is it is so sad when you find one that wants to be you. Can you say stalker?

Wise words of wisdom for women! Be kind yet strong! Inspire and support and spread the message of humility.

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