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Lmao. Only when with my mom...till she calls me out on the bullshit.

Did you see this?

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

No need to repeat yourself ! | (Mena    =)

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

Silence is Golden

so true. And I can't wait to listen to music again. to fall in love with the lyrics. I haven't listened to music for years. I hated music when I was with her. no love song applied and every shitty song did.

Trust Me

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Recovery from over doing it....

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

I just find it funny how....

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It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Pretty accurate haha

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone -- For real!

Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.

Funny pictures about Adulthood is like the vet. Oh, and cool pics about Adulthood is like the vet. Also, Adulthood is like the vet.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

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Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

It's Bed Time. So true!!!

My first brick workout

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Yup every time

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