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Make Lemonade, but Try for Vodka

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Not a bad idea.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should be able to keep all his trophies & awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I wound up in my neighbors bushes.

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Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat. All men should take this into account.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yes. o.o

Morgan Freeman Meme: Actually, no, my post wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

stenmark på nätterna drömmer jag om jobbet....

Krabat 53 - Lekfull design mitt i city - Musmatta Jan Stenmark "Jobbet"

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- If life gives you lemons make a lemonade. - Yeah, but unless life doesn't hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

If you're funny, you're automatically 79% more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Snowing in March

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That awkward moment when you realize you just punished your kid for acting EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

Just tellin' how it is...

relax… we’re all crazy… it’s not a competition

Happens too often!

I seriously overthink-everything. Did i smile just right? Yup-over thinking it

Sorry didn't catch that

I'm sorry sir I didn't catch that. All I heard was "Blah Blah Blah I'm a giant douche bag"

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