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Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

Lol so true!

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So true for me....

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

And if my husband had a British Accent I'd think he was twice as hot as he already is!

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

i do this too often... a little embarrassing

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

Wine does that...

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

When people ask where you learned that cool trick and you tell them you saw it on Pinterest.

wait...what's this? the 10056th post about how much i love pinterest??? yup

I reference my pins in everyday conversation! I should have made a new category, "That Which is Funny and True.

Me often

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