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Happens all the time!

You'd think after making this a million times, I would get it right but no, no I can't. - This is so me and why I now always weigh my pasta before cooking.

Then I cry out in pain!  My brain forgets that my body was never trained as a ninja.  :-)

So true.if only I could get out of bed when I wake up on time

Guilty. Sorry to everyone I don't respond to for days.

Texting funny humor Mentally responding to a text and then forgetting to respond to it. I do it all the time!

I thought this was only true in my house! ...with Mom always pointing out the irony of the situation since we can see and she can't....

If people winked in real life as much as they domain text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place (funny, humor, LOL, hilarious)

This is because my sister would leave me down there when I was little.... and shut the door!

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me

Seriously!! Except for when you LOVE their voice ;-) ... this is actually a great idea. In 2 years it'll be the norm.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

When I say, "The other day"...It can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

I say this all the time and it drives my husband crazy! I just give him this exact explanation every time!

Every time.

Replace the Walmart sign with a Target sign, and this is completely accurate for me. I still need shampoo actually.

And Peter is so much hotter. Sorry Edward....

Dear Edward Cullen

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