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Just got off the phone with my mom.  She had a nice talk.   Lol.

This is kip and his dad. But obviously it would be "just got off the phone with pop. He had a nice talk.

No Job Satisfaction

My job is: slowly crushing my soul. Humor Train - Funny Pictures, Pic Dumps, Animals and GIFs.

I'd socialize but it gets in the way.

I’d socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want. Pretty much sums up how I feel most of the time. I only spend my time on the worthy now.

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Rottenecards - Dear Lord, So far today I've done alright. I haven't gossiped, been greedy grumpy, nasty or selfish. But in a few minutes I'm going to get out of bed and I'm going to need a lot more help.

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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Do the electric slide....it's electric....

Funny pictures about I wish I could sleep. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I could sleep. Also, I wish I could sleep.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

retail therapy // #saywhat

I was sad but then I bought something online. I feel better now. Sho did.

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