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my life. it amazes me that i can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but i still pour water down my shirt 'cause i missed my mouth in general

i laughed harder than i should have i shouldnt of laughed at all

i laughed harder than i should have i shouldnt of laughed at all My mom only offers me Chick fil A on Sundays


Omg the first comment is legit like my DREAM. If I could do so in appropriate dress in a Tudor/Elizabethan palace and an imperial Russian palace, I would die a happy lady.

Aack! Responsibilities! I need spellcheck just to figure out how to spell that properly! That's probably not good.

*Pokes responsibilities with a stick* What is this get it away from me

tRu and alSo tHANK YOU FOR 15k (also shoutout to saf for telling me bc i hadn't noticed !!!)

Most of the time I'm not even the least bit sensible and just force my finger into all new shapes until it does that weak crackly thing. << Oh my gosh!

Pffft. People think I'm flirting whenever I'd sell them to Satan for a single dorito

Best Time Of Day To Text A Girl

I actually will use sarcasm if I like you, or if I hate you. Have fun figuring out which. (The chance of it being me flirting is about

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The main problem with winter is the drudgery though. Spring and Fall are my favorite. :P<<< fall and winter are the best tbh

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