"Me and my twin brother went to a party. He was drunk. He kept telling me he recognised me. He asked me my birthday. I told him. Then he was…

Someone posted a whisper in the group Drunk stories, which reads "Me and my twin brother went to a party. He was drunk. He kept telling me he recognised me. He asked me my birthday. I told him. Then he was amazed because it's the same day as his.

Awesome. I would do this

Today a girl at school called me stupid. I turned around and said "I think you're right! I'm having trouble counting the fucks I give.

Just ordered a pizza and the guy asked for my security card number. I said 666 There was a pause then I heard him whisper. "Guys Satan is trying to order a pizza, what do i do?"

Someone from Glasgow, Scotland, GB posted a whisper, which reads "Just ordered a pizza and the guy asked for my security card number. I said 666 There was a pause then I heard him whisper. "Guys Satan is trying to order a pizza, what do i do?

I'm putting this just because whenever my cat yawns it put my finger in her mouth! I thought I was the only one!

I'm putting this just because whenever my cat yawns it put my finger in her mouth! - Tap the link now to see all of our cool cat collections!

#Only@MatthewHenson

My school has some good humor

This is hilarious and all, but that person misspelled "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and that bothers me.<<I would write I am Groot.

My daughter's name is Stacy My husband's name is Jesse I am Stacy's mom & Jesse's girl (If you don't get this, you're too young)

I love that song JESSIES GIRL. Every time we sing this song we scream the part that says Jessie's girl

Whisper App. Confessions on interactions between customers and waiters.

My rich friend used to pay his waiter to spill wine on his dates to see how they would react. And if they reacted well, he would take them out on a second date.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My sister punched herself in the face multiple times when she was 14 and I was She did it in order to make my mom's abuse look more visible so people would help. She saved us.

So, my bf is at Game Stop an i go in to get him and as i walk in i say "Hey Nerd" and like 3 other guys are like "hey"… http://ibeebz.com

So, my bf is at Game Stop an i go in to get him and as i walk in i say "Hey Nerd" and like 3 other guys are like "hey" "hello" "hi" Lol made my day! *This would be opposite for me, my boyfriend would be coming to get me out of gamestop.

The parents who don't get that you just like to look decked out on the daily.

The parents who don't get that you just like to look decked out on the daily.

When my mom tells me to act my age I tell her "I don't know how to act my age because I have never been this age before." She gets so mad.

Someone from Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania, US posted a whisper in the group Adulting Sucks, which reads "When my mom tells me to act my age I tell her "I don't know how to act my age because I have never been this age before." She gets so mad.

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