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"Me and my twin brother went to a party. He was drunk. He kept telling me he recognised me. He asked me my birthday. I told him. Then he was…

"Me and my twin brother went to a party. He was drunk. He kept telling me he recognised me. He asked me my birthday. I told him. Then he was…

"Little Brother Learned About Tampons The Hard Way…" aww, look at his face! "We are so not amused!"

"Little Brother Learned About Tampons The Hard Way…" aww, look at his face! "We are so not amused!"

I don't know weather I would be the one making the pun or smacking the pun maker!!!!  LOL XD!!!!!!

I don't know weather I would be the one making the pun or smacking the pun maker!!!! LOL XD!!!!!!

quotes birthday  Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Quotes Happy Birthday Messages From Birthday

quotes birthday Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Quotes Happy Birthday Messages From Birthday

I was thinking about how nerdy a classmate was... Then I was like "Oh no. What if he can read minds??... If you can read minds, give me a sign." And then we made eye contact. Shit.

I was thinking about how nerdy a classmate was... Then I was like "Oh no. What if he can read minds??... If you can read minds, give me a sign." And then we made eye contact. Shit.

So I told my parents I was pregnant as an April fools. They made me do a pregnancy test right there and then. Jokes on me, I'm pregnant.

So I told my parents I was pregnant as an April fools. They made me do a pregnancy test right there and then. Jokes on me, I'm pregnant.

My brother is part of seal team 6. They killed Osama bin Ladin. I lost my uncle in the twin towers. my brother swore to find and kill this man. and he did.That's my secret.

My brother is part of seal team 6. They killed Osama bin Ladin. I lost my uncle in the twin towers. my brother swore to find and kill this man. and he did.That's my secret.

When my stepdaughter leaves her "fancy" Voss water in the fridge, I drink it all and replace it with tap water. She goes on and on about how good it is...and how gross my tap water is. Jokes on her(;  http://lolsalot.com/when-my-stepdaughter-leaves-her-fancy-voss-water-in-the-fridge-i-drink-it-all-and-replace-it-with-tap-water-she-goes-on-and-on-about-how-good-it-is-and-how-gross-my-tap-water-is-jokes-on-her/  #Funny #Pic

When my stepdaughter leaves her "fancy" Voss water in the fridge, I drink it all and replace it with tap water. She goes on and on about how good it is...and how gross my tap water is. Jokes on her(; http://lolsalot.com/when-my-stepdaughter-leaves-her-fancy-voss-water-in-the-fridge-i-drink-it-all-and-replace-it-with-tap-water-she-goes-on-and-on-about-how-good-it-is-and-how-gross-my-tap-water-is-jokes-on-her/ #Funny #Pic

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