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Perdona si soy muy "señorita"!! Pero mis padres me criaron para ser una dama, no un chimpancé como tu!!

Perdona si soy muy "señorita"!! Pero mis padres me criaron para ser una dama, no un chimpancé como tu!!

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Two faced bitches.

every single day... on the hour. people are so annoying!

or on someones pin!

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don't let Kevin Bacon die

And no botox needed!

I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny AND thin. It's public service really.

lmao

this has reminded me that it's been 15 minutes since my last meal. must venture into the kitchen.just in case. Some days are just like this!

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

" i feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer from possibly maybe working out."

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

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This is so true :) love my hubby!

Yeah must be that!

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

@Melissa Ly     lol

Ecards are too funny.

Happy day after your birthday! I purposely waited to wish you a happy birthday until today because I wanted to make your birthday last longer. It's not because I forgot.

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I will too.

I'm not OCD but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position. LOL) SO TRUE!

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