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LOL This is so true

I feel like my ability to do my eyeliner the same on both eyes is reminiscent of a lot of things in my life. Close, but never quite right.

I know this is long. But it's totally worth it!!

Does Anger Management work?

I actually had this conversation about llamas before. except my mother questioned my sanity.. hmmm..

Why is this so funny? I don't know but now all I can picture is my army of llamas with awesome hats

I actually think people look at me and say, "Man, if only I could be as free as that, my life would be better."

I don't have a car, but I dance at my desk at work. I dance while waiting for the bus. I dance in the elevator. I dance in restaurants. And I don't care who sees me.

Yep. My life in a few words. Your asking how me and my fridge are doing? Well, we're great together. He might be the one!

It’s just like a boyfriend…

I have a boyfriend. Oh wait -- No, that's a Fridge. I have a fridge! LOL And Netflix! :-) cept my poor fridge is a hobo fridge

Agree?  Love Target so much cleaner and better stocked.  WALMART needs to stock and FACE their shelves....so annoying

I love Target but still go to Walmart. Watched a show about Target once. Described how they tried to make it seem more "upscale" than other stores (like Walmart.) but they're basically the same thing. Target is just prettier.

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