You were so drunk last night!Your joking, I barely drank. You yelled ''THIS IS SPARTA'' then kicked your sister off the porch!Well do you do it naked, with a pot on your head, and a shovel in your hand?
Other - TomHow drunk was IYou know that squirrel outside my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?YeahYou tried throwing it in my pool while screaming 'SANDY CHEEKS, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU.
Hey mom I got detention:( What? What happened and you're grounded. Well when the teacher was standing in front of the chalk board she asked all idiots to stand up. I stood up and said to her 'well I didn't want you to feel lonely.