I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

What a coincidence?!? Multiple personalities AND multiple fake profiles to match them! LOL! #foundyouout #gottalovetechnology

You'd think with all your multiple personalities at least one would be likeable.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

Mom: "Stop touching the plants!" Plant: *dies* oh yeah . I can kill plastic cactus!

Have learn to bite my tongue.  Can you imagine if I did say what I really want!  OMG! lol

Children are not property (meme)

Have learn to bite my tongue. Can you imagine if I did say what I really want…

How focus are you!?

Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

Now this is a workout I can get behind

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't need an app that tells me how many calories I have burned. I need an app that tells me how many glasses of wine I have earned.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humor.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

Haha.  sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Confession Ecard: I confess, I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know NOT to answer when they call.

Funny Confession Ecard: I confess, I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know NOT to answer when they call. True in the Real Estate Industry.

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