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Punishments turn to goals.

Best Funny Quotes : My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals… totally my life!

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The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

 Not never in Jesus Name

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.

It  Seems funny to me that pinterest picked this pin FOR me....I mean...its pretty much dead on...but how do they know that?!?!?

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it's impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.

How many words a day?

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Every morning!! Bahahah Like & Repin. Noelito Flow. Noel songs. follow my links http://www.instagram.com/noelitoflow

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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza.


"Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey!" "This takes me back, yall. Now I'm gunna have the stupid song stuck in my head!

The Struggle is Real!

This is exactly why I couldn't go to sleep last night! I really was hopeless! It's either suffer or get eaten alive. So me, so relatable!


Frankly Autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt… yep that's me right there

A little humor as we resolve to do better!

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit. and that would be me ;

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

Yes, please.

Yes, please.