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Punishments turn to goals.

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. lol stay home funny introvert go to bed early no party staying home Lol, it's true!

and a whole lot of assholes that will try anything to get under my skin, but have failed to realize that I could give two flying fucks less what they have to say about me because they are living under lies and are nothing but money hungry, cheating, pigs.

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Or just "free food". Though I will be disappointed if I turn around to no free food. Or chocolate

Finding humor in recovery and being able to laugh at ourselves. Quote "I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person and that person drinks a lot.?"

Finding humor in recovery and being able to laugh at ourselves. Quote "I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person and that person drinks a lot.

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For real!!! Get off the effing road during rush hour if you don’t work! That includes you stay at home moms going to meet your tennis crew for a damn coffee!!!

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive around really slow and make everyone late for work.

Fat. Easy. Why is life not that simple. This quote. Hilarious

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You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think "not now."

stay the fuck out of my bubble lmao I'm so sooo hilarious tru dat bitches bahahaha Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time!

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