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Good Girls Love Good Innuendo • Then offers to buy my guardian angel a drink…...

Women are the most complicated creatures on earth so the devil is sometimes confused. maybe PMS doesn't exist - maybe women thought up it to justify their madness.

Indeed they do  No holding back nothin   Tell it like it is  Or shut the fuck up ! Life's too short  Barbie Sioux Cherokee

Indeed they do No holding back nothin Tell it like it is Or shut the fuck up ! Life's too short Barbie Sioux Cherokee

this made me laugh way too hard!

But he'll do anything to make a person feel unafraid. He'll do anything to make a person laugh. But he can go from comic relief to psycho in seconds if someone crosses the line.

True in my case...then I case the cocooning effect transformed the butterfly...and I flew up and beyond...and still am. How about you?

Some times you fall befre you fly. In my case I had to stumble in the dark fall on my face and get up again. Only to walk into the wall.

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed!

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bwah ^^

Don't try to figure me out. I'm a special kind of Twisted.٩๏̯͡๏)۶

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.why must people ask stupid questions? And why must I work with them?

I came into this world kicking and screaming…

I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood and i have no problem with going out the same way.well ok

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.

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BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND REFUSE TO PRETEND THAT I LIKE YOU • pinterest & instagram - @ninabubblygum •

I need this because I never realize how much my facial expression says what I was thinking until somebody says something to me.

I wouldn't say rumble .. kinda corny ... however .. you keep starting .. one of these days I'm going to be pushed too far and I will end it!

I refuse to back down to bullshit , so if you're going to start you better be fucking ready to rumble.

Yup you can count on it

Viking logic: I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood. I have no problem with going out the same way.

PROUD TO BE...

Funny Family Ecard: I am the so proud to be the Black Sheep of my family! Now I can die happy knowing I am nothing like them :-). Aint that the truth!

Nope that's it...go fuck yourself

Funny Breakup Ecard: My feelings land somewhere between 'go fuck yourself' and. Nope that's it - go fuck yourself.

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