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We don't look perfect babe but to me your perfect and that's enough ❤


Goes along with a frontal lobe injury. Have decided if I don't expose myself, we'll I won't have to put up with people b. The Lone Wolf♡♡♡


Happens all the time. "I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.

How I feel when my one step sister talks, except it's. "She's full of shit, punch her in the tit."

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Damn it, pull yourself together.

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

Chicago concert was painful. Thank goodness for the dark! Pinched the hell outta my legs to distract myself and hold back the tears

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It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

“You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a really high cliff, I yell, ‘Do a flip!’”

These 10 Quotes Prove That Your Sister Should ALWAYS Be Your #1

Sisters can be your best friends or your WORST enemy, but these sister quotes prove that without her, your life would never be the same without her in it. So celebrate your bond with these best sister quotes.

Actually I'm not ever trying to cut down on my swearing... I'm fine with it.

wtf: I'm trying to cut down on my fucking swearing. Let's see how the fuck THAT goes.

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