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lol. Kids!!

Why clean today when they will just turn it back into a shithole tomorrow. my thoughts exactly

Cleaning With Kids vs. Cleaning Without Kids

Cleaning With Kids vs. Cleaning Without Kids

Cleaning Up With The Kids vs. Without The Kids. true story and I do sing the clean up song lol

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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

wow to true

So TRUE! Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!

Yup how i feel with my job! Lol

You mind if I leave early boss? I'm coming down with a bad case of f*ck this place. I wish I could have said this to my boss yesterday!

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

*I've seen some people who definitely shouldn't wear flip flops*

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

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