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Its called Karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you. life quotes quotes life karma life lessons fuck you words to live by

HaHa sounds like someone I know

No I don’t need anger management you need to stop pissing me off !

Hot mess

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!


this is sooooo me! I LOVE laughter! Some memories give me the best laughs of my life! Totally me!

I will lick you...lol

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. Or I will bite you.

Perfection + Procastination

This just about sums it up… “I'm a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Some day I’m going to be awesome.

Normal sounds pretty shitty, to be honest.

The normal you speak of doesn't sound fun at all. it's scary how accurate this is.

There should be one line at every store for people who have their shit together.

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.