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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke our of Hunger..... Yeah Dustin would tell me to pin this. I get HANGRY!!!!

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger. So true!

#humor#ecards shopping

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

@Katie Vanhorn i'm starting to think this is what you do all day..you sit around and make ecards!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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Sarcastic funnies – Many of us need & manage to temperate our deepest and most obvious thoughts on a daily basis in order to maintain a certain level .

According to my calorie intake, I need to be on the treadmill for 2 years.

Calorie intake = 2 years on the treadmill. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 77 Pics

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

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They say we should be eating more raw foods. That's all I needed to hear to whip up another batch of cookie dough. At our house, more raw cookie dough is eaten than cooked.

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This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

Deciding what to wear wouldn't be so depressing if my Pinterest closet was real.

YESSS, but that means my "someday body" board would also need to be real!

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