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Motto of life! #slay⚓️

"Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey!" "This takes me back, yall. Now I'm gunna have the stupid song stuck in my head!

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SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

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This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

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If you think someone is staring at you, yawn. If they yawn, they were staring. Too funny!

| Femme Fatale | {Wake Up. Kick Ass. Repeat.}

Fuck is an amplifier of vocabulary for literate, intelligent people. Fuck is a substitute for vocabulary for illiterate, ignorant people.

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You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate alcoholism, neglect, and numerous damaging behaviors. Me

wtf: I don't know where all this shit about my being a "difficult person" is coming from ... I'm a constant fucking delight.

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

Scratch the tequila lol

It's a, 'I want to fake my own death, move to Mexico & live off tacos & tequila' kinda day

Especially when bitches keep sticking their nose where it doesn't belong and making shit up. Grow up, get a life, and get the fuck out!

Especially when bitches keep sticking their nose where it doesn't belong and making shit up. Grow up, get a life, and get the fuck out! You fat pathetic fuck hahahaha stick to your yo yo he still doesn’t want you or love you 😂😂😂 truth hurts hey

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