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We need to get all our friends to support 'Team Bomer' if the Fifty Shades of Grey movie has a chance.

Poor working mom, but remember, while you are at your full time job, someone else is raising your kid.

Vodka looks like water :-)

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

namaste...lol

i know its naughty but it made me giggle haha, funny yoga namaste

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

Ha

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Birth Ctrl

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women ...

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

Blog Title:  TMZ Christians  This blog entry is about busybodies in the Body of Christ  http://afreshword.org/post/97682615043/tmz-christians  If you can think of more examples where someone should "butt in" that are not covered, I am sure I didn't catch them all.  #TMZ #busybodies #Thessalonians

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

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