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omg do you guys remember when you were like 5 or 6 and you were on an airplane and they gave you markers you could color on your cookie with? i still have one that tastes like banana!

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Err, true? Guilty as charged! things-that-crack-me-up

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I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!


A few other things as well but I'm pretty sure only those three people I care about are the ones allowed to know what I care about

ohmygoodness, yes.

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.


When women wear make-up they're basically lying to us. I do not see why I am being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold sparkly eyelids :D :D :D

Oh yeah!!!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL


funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me


This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!