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At first I missed him. Now I am planning on all the  amazing things I will do with my life now that he's not dragging me down.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: At first I missed him. Now I am planning on all the amazing things I will do with my life now that he's not dragging me down.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

Yaaa but I don't want to drink more, I just want to care les!

You Did Everything You Could To Get Me And Did Absolutely Nothing To Keep Me.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: You Did Everything You Could To Get Me And Did Absolutely Nothing To Keep Me.

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Funny Breakup Ecard: I regret having held in even a single fart for you. SO gross but had to laugh

yep; Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm sorry for being so confused. I had no idea 'I love you' meant I will treat you like you dont matter.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm sorry for being so confused. I had no idea 'I love you' meant I will treat you like you dont matter. lol sad but true

God, you can say that again!!  Thank God he is cheating on her and NOT me anymore!!  teehee!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Don't cry because it's over, smile because that asshole is finally someone else's problem. All about perspective.

Harsh, but so so true. You don't need a immature douche, you  need a real man who is mature and really loves you for you. Someone who won't play games, and is actually committed. A man who won't lie, and tells nothing but the truth. I'm done with him, and all his games. He is not the one for me.

Harsh, but so so true. You don't need a immature douche, you need a real man who is mature and really loves you for you. Someone who won't play games, and is actually committed. A man who won't lie, and tells nothing but the truth.

Ha. A lot of guys these days were not raised to respect women properly

Funny Family Ecard: Behind every disrespectful man there is a father I want to kick in the balls for failing to show thier son how to respect and treat women.

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This too shall pass - Proverb. I have had a alot of nasty people in my outer circle lately and this proverb is good to remember :-)

This hits home for me. In a big way. I have done this literally but it was in a hallway floor.

oh the times I went through this. I'm at a point were I'm hurt but not sad. I'm not sad anymore. I'm just empty. I feel nothing anymore. I only care about those who have never let me down. while haven't betrayed, hurt, or lied to Me.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Funny Breakup Ecard: Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? ~ It's funny cause it's true!

Relationships are harder now because conversations become texts, arguments become phonecalls and feelings become status updates.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Relationships are harder now because conversations become texts, arguments become phonecalls and feelings become status updates.

Sorry, I don't have enough tokens to continue playing your games. Game over! | eCards

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I don't have enough tokens to continue playing your games.