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YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

champagne

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Makes a cute fridge magnet! "Always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

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If I was coffee, you could drink me into your heart. I would make your heart pound heavily,and give you a spring in your step,you could see a day as a fresh start and enjoy every sunrise and sunset.

I'm holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I'm pretty busy.no one gets this one simple truth.

This is my Aunt Pat's favorite saying.  And we always laugh so hard when we are together.

LOL sayings! Quote, funny, haha: 'You made me laugh so hard - Tears ran down my leg'

I'm probably the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet and dislike. Chances are if we get along, you get me.

Funny pictures about The power of sarcasm. Oh, and cool pics about The power of sarcasm. Also, The power of sarcasm photos.

Love coffee

Step aside Monday, this is a job for Coffee! :: Coffee to The Rescue! Stop by on your way to work Monday morning!

Koffie...

I Need Coffee. Yeah - more like screw you i need coffee. kindly slap yourself if you talk to me before i've intravenously been restores to the effervescent, fabulous me you know and love ;

We don't have sodas in the South,  we have cokes. No matter what flavor it is, it's a coke.

I don't drink "coke" (or any soda) but this is funny. We have always called all soda products "coke" or "pop". It's not just a southern thing.

OMG....  Must figure out where to put this.... LOL...

Go Fuck Yourself. With class! << Well, it's not quite Shakespeare, but it's still amusing!

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