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They must've been drunk. How don't you understand the word closed?<<I like what they said in the comments about it being a dare or something.

When people get their porn caught in the player

Is this full service?

I want to write fanfic based on this haha

Important not everything is a hate crime - for example, I personally don't agree with being gay but I have a few friends who are and they are great people but I constantly hear people thinking everyone against it hates all those people and that's not true

Important not everything is a hate crime - for example, I personally agree with being gay and I have a few friends who are and they are great people but I constantly hear people thinking everyone against it hates all those people and that's not true

Bridal Shower of Criticism

This isnt an issue of disrespecting the mother; Parents don't have a right to make major decisions for their adult children unless they are investing in those decisions financially.

Believe It Or Not These Are Actual Calls People Made To 911

Believe It Or Not These Are Actual Calls People Made To 911 funny jokes story lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings joke humor stories

As someone in the process of getting their license, this terrifies me, but also makes me laugh knowing he got the punishment he deserved

As someone in the process of getting their license, this terrifies me, but also makes me laugh knowing he got the punishment he deserved<<<once I started driving, immediately every road-rager was out to get me

I have to agree (I hope this did happen), that no matter what you believe, God DOES love everyone.

I have to agree (I hope this did happen), that no matter what you believe, God DOES love everyone.<<< this little girl fits my beliefs perfectly.

Racist Man Criticizes Woman For Being In Front Of Him In A Queue, Her Response Is GOLD

I fucking hate white people who think they're superior because of pigments in their skin. I'm white myself and often feel utterly ashamed of it.

7 Real Customer Service Conversations That Might Puzzle You

7 Real Customer Service Conversations With Terrible Customers

WHO DRIVES FIVE HOURS ACROSS THE STATE AND FORGETS THEIR CHILD BUT REMEMBERS THEY FORGOT THEIR COAT.

Posting to this board not because of the idiot mother but for the employee who saved a little boys life

Hahaha

"Doug started working again"

LISTEN TO THE LIFEGUARD PEOPLE! HIS TITLE IS LITERALLY "LIFEGUARD!"

Honestly guys there is a reason why our title is "lifeguard" we may be trained but we don't really want to be puting you in a hand clamp or do CPR until the EMT's arrive.

We are awesome. There was a wall of death last night at OMAM and one guy yelled "wall of hugs!" And a bunch of people ran over to hug him.

Metalheads

We are awesome. There was a wall of death last night at OMAM and one guy yelled "wall of hugs!" And a bunch of people ran over to hug him. <— metal dudes are awesome

Can we appreciate that they could have done a prank or something and instead brought in a bunch of cakes that then made a school wide tradition?

Can we appreciate that they could have done a prank or something and instead brought in a bunch of cakes that then made a school wide tradition?

Never heard of Baby Metal, but looks like there are a lot of babies in the comments who can't handle females actually doing things.

Tumblr Tuesday 9-6

Rob Zombie: Badass Protective Grandpa of Baby Metal band.

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