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Cheers to moms! In honor of Mother's Day coming up this Sunday, here are a few of my favorite articles celebrating motherhood and life as a mom.

Booze also tells me it's a great idea to get naked every time i drink

Booze is an asshole:

The Bud bottle is accurate, but Jack Daniels always tells me "Of course it'd be awesome if you danced like a fool and made out with random strangers!

It's heavenly having the house to myself!

Carl Jung is so trendy. Years ago, he really made introversion and extroversion a thing. People ran with it. And suddenly it’s 2013 and everybody is misusing the word introvert. You are not an introvert. No you’re

"I'm not going to ask you again.My children have turned me into a serial liar. Day in the life of parenting.

If THAT ain't real I dunno WHAT is!!

RAM Gameroom Teenagers Act Now Sign Game Room Decor Outdoor Teenagers Act Now Sign. Sign Text:Teenagers Tired of being harassed by your parents?

YES!!!!!!......unlike the perfect guy food will aways be there, for me and just there in general

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

Nap

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap. hustle, bustle ~ a nap sure helps Vintage retro funny quote

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

I failed everything. No I'm not exaggerating, literally the entire simulation.

Hahaha, this is me. I really need to stop jumping to the worst conclusions all the time. Until then, I'll just call it a superpower and put on a cape.

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