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This is very true!!

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

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★ Can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of…

SO TRUE!!! Can not tell you how much this is me!! Then my husband says that it is gonna crawl in my mouth...jerk, lol...

Spider revenge is serious business. This is so true! I feel like this every time!

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago." "Our friend had a baby the other day. She's 3 years old now.

:) This is why I use a straw! funny

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

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