"I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in." Should have been in the Harry Potter movie. (This scene was, but not these words. In the film, this scene was where McGonagall explained the Chamber of Secrets.
I love how even during the darkest of the HP movies the humor shows through. <--that's what makes Harry Potter one of the best book series and movie series of all time! Please, Harry Potter is the best
Ron: "Come off it. You must have heard of Babbity Rabbity." Hermione: "We didn't hear stories like that when we were little. We heard 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' and 'Cinderella.'" Ron: "What's that, an illness?