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I don't know everything simply because I'm smart, but because I'm a woman. And believe me, we know everything.

Why doesn’t my husband inquire about relations when I am in a good mood and full of energy…oh yeah, that’s usually when I am out golfing.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Trust me. I had no intention of waking up this morning and being so fucking fabulous!

not today

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I have to put make-up, a bra andddd pants on?

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have suceeded in getting on every single one of them.

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have succeeded in getting on every single one of them.

I'm going to verbally assault you

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

You're not married! He divorced you.  Don't call him your husband, or my mother in law. Your mother in law. Divorce was almost 30 years ago.   Get a life OF YOUR OWN. AND A MAN,!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I would spell it out for you, but I seem to have left my English-to-Dumbass dictionary at home.

oh yeah,,,

I may be guilty of this occasionally.but I know there are some who believe they are saint mothers.

Yep

if only two weeks was an option, we must take this ONE week and CHERISH IT!

Thought he was God

Our breakup was due to religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't. I am SO done because it's SO true

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