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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut the hell up.

New concept, 'Adult Halloween': walk around ringing doorbells and everyone gives out a shot of booze. Make it happen.

funny pregnant woman

Funny Baby Ecard: When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, 'We're hoping it's a baby.

I don't need a big, fancy vacation. I'd be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself. Vacation would be nice too

I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

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Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I want you to know that someone out there cares.

My new business venture. Lol

that's not a bad idea lol;

Never yell at your children when you're angry with them. Lean in close and whisper instead. It scares them more :)

Funny Family Ecard: Never yell at your children when you're angry with them. Lean in close and whisper instead. It scares them more.

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

That was extremely inappropriate. . . and the best thing I have ever read. lol

17 Hysterical Greeting Cards Perfect For Your Smartass Friends And Loved Ones - Dose - Your Daily Dose of Amazing

selfies......lol we have all done it!

In the near future, little old ladies won't be able to knit, sew, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in the bathroom mirror.so sad this is our generation :(

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

Funny Confession Ecard: Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

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