"How to measure your wife for an ironing table?" How about measuring your wife for a 9 iron so she can beat you? You try ironing in a skirt, high heels and a stiff hairdo and then we'll see how you like "getting measured for an ironing table!
And how did Ralph even know she had started washing her underthings.did she send him a postcard!Once Fran started washing her underwear after every wearing, Ralph came back to her and begged her for dates. Now they're married, thanks to Lux.
The outrageously politically incorrect adverts from the time equality forgot