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It's Monday...already!?

 except for Monday Zumba :) . who am I kidding, It's Zumba Tuesdays for me!

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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Never laugh at your wife's choices.You are one of them. You are one of them.

Hahaha seriousuly. I'm so awkward around attractive people. I apologize ahead of time...

Funny Confession Ecard: Chances are that if you think I'm awkward, I think you're hot.

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women ...

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

As I do more laundry...

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

Oh la la !!! a good new

ice cream is a vegi. ice cream is from milk, milk from cows, cows eat grass, hense ice cream is a vegi. So chocolate ice cream is a healthy nutricious meal!

NO skipped meals NO meal replacement shakes NO dieting or exercise required. 60-day money back guarantee.

Funny Workplace Ecard: People that pronounce vase like 'voz' make me want to punch them in the foz.

I have seriously thought this before...

Drama in real life means real issues.like peeing at intermission.

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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

Can we all just agree to stop putting mustaches on everything and not 'Keep Calm' about anything else?

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Can we all just agree to stop putting mustaches on everything and not "Keep Calm" about anything else?

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