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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: In order for me to be jealous of you, it would require that you have something I want. And I can assure you, I don't want anything you have. TRUST ME.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Thank you for talking about me all the time.. You've only proved to me and everyone else you're a crazy jealous bitch.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Thank you for talking about me all the time. You've only proved to me and everyone else you're a crazy jealous bitch.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

Funny Confession Ecard: You might think you're an 'honest' person but being a mean spirited insecure jealous bitch is not the same as being honest.

I know a bunch of those girls.the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch".well here's what I have to say to you being a bitch is not the same as being honest.

Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked. Psh not just friendships! any relationship

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Let me know when you're able to emotionall process me calling  you out on your bullshit...

Funny Friendship Ecard: Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit. I'll be here.

IRONY...word of the day!!!

“It’s called ‘irony’ sweetheart. You know, you tried to make my life miserable, but in the end your life sucks .

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This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships! Beautiful couple though.

OH I'm going too use this one day

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Last I checked you had a penis.So quit acting like a little bitch.

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Yup. You two thought I was a pushover and just couldn't handle it when I stood up for myself

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not really a bitch.I'm just a woman with a backbone.

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Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened. I love this Trish.

Eenie meenie miny moe you ain't nothing but a hoe you think you're cute you think you're classy. Newsflash girl YOU'RE FRICKIN NASTY !

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

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