To Vampire: 'What's with the weird, long scars you have all over your body? my girlfriend wears a tongue stud.
Ben Franklin knew Alexander Hamilton had presidential aspirations oh my gosh perfectly accurate
soulmate aging AU (this needs to be a book!
As an Irish person, I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this!
*whispers* the vacuole stores food and waste
"Me when I inevitably fail all of my important college classes and then just mix a ton of chemicals in a beaker and drink it, attempting suicide, only to survive and become the most feared villain in the entire cosmos." I relate though 😂😂😝
I love that song! " I write sins, not tragedies " by Panic! At the disco
I could honestly care less about vamps, but the history nerd in me loves this too much.
Sign language has puns.
imagine someone spending months hanging out with their target trying to convince them that they are more capable than they think they are, until you actually begin to like them and then killing them is the hardest thing you've done
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Best way to scare everyone
It's funny because Ballew (my physics teacher) was coughing and he goes, "I'm dying!" And my boyfriend just says, "aren't we all? i can't stop laughing!
Writing and theatre.
Tumblr Tuesday 8-26
29 Internet Philosophers Who Will Rip A Hole In Your Mind*title- Brace Yourself*