"Oh god it must be too late and I need to sleep cuz I made the face and said "phteven" out loud and now I can't stop laughing." - Not my quote, but it was exactly what I did. Most honest LOL moment of my life.
"Teacher says pick a partner look at your friend like this" is not right because there should be the words "when the" before teacher and a comma after partner, along with a period. Grammar win: When the teacher says pick a partner, look at your friend lik