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Haha love it!

It's a scientific fact that tattoos on the foot, ain't for no punk bitch! That shit hurts, but soo worth it!

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.


People love to make my skin their business and I only have 5 small tattoos. # If Its Not Your Skin # Its Not Your Business

Shel Silverstein's signature and a poem from his book  Every Thing On It

"there are no happy endings. endings are the saddest part, so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start." -Shel Silverstein Maybe not as a tattoo, but I love the quote

HILARIOUS... and so true "did it hurt?" is the dumbest question anyone could ask of someone with tattoos..of course it hurt!!

Funny Friendship Ecard: So, when he asked me if my tattoos hurt, I just smiled and sweetly said, 'Oh no, honey.mine were licked on by baby unicorns.

I wonder if Heaven is  like being at Target by yourself with a Starbucks in hand with endless amounts of cash  in your envelope...

I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!

Please | We Know How To Do It

"All I want for Christmas is a tattoo, and then another tattoo." Because they're like potato chips, and it's hard to stop at just one. I WANT ANOTHER TATTOO.

And a washer, dryer, dishwasher, nanny, and happiness:)

that is so funny because i can NOT stand the way obed chews.and my biggest pet peeve in the world is chewing noises.