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Don't half-ass anything.  Whatever you do, always use your full ass. FitnessMotivation by Fit Lean Machine

Saw this quote last week from a very funny friend -Don't half-ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

Work Quotes : Toni Morrison=my goddess I was introduced to her by my mentor in college. Toni M…

loyalty, trust, honesty, integrity, values, character, & strength is soo much sexier than liars, fakers, actors of convenience & cowards

A man has two options in a relationship. Either stand up and be the man she needs, or sit down so she can see the one behind you .

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Prince

Always remember every day on this planet there are others who are going through a divorce/break-up. ~ Dearly beloved, we gathered here today to get through this thing called life - Prince

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?:

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? - black and white quote about food

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short! Need breakfast? Come down to Lino's! Linosmarket.com

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Can't drink coffee anymore and Mondays are hour days.

Caulfield was a smart boy after all  #catcherintherye #blackandwhite #quotes

Top 30 Famous Inspirational Quotes

"If a girl looks swell." Holden Caulfield, J. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye/Great Book-Great Quotes

Suffering.... Ashley made me feel like this yesterday... it was nice

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering - Ernest Hemingway quote

when u aren’t whisky in a teacup…

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.

The best possible intentions, lg jj

I meant to behave but there were too many other options funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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My middle finger salutes you. Favorite Way to salute things!

A most appropriate mantra before riding.

Grant me the serenity. Pardon the bad words But I thought this was pretty darn funny at the end with the 'train of awesome' part.

don't be a whiny little shit - Google Search

I'm so over whiny little bitches. Your life sucks, oh well. Fucking change it or stop complaining. And stop finding something to whine about.

always behave like a duck. keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like hell underwater.SO TRUE

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