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... I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

Fitness Humor Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

They're alive, I'm showered

and then some days I skip the shower and we make an unholy mess making reindeer-shaped treats.

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Two things I know for certain in my life. I have big boobs. My taste in music is wonderful.

Bicardio! Funnest workout yet!

Oh, they said run. I thought they said rum. Will run for rum!

Possibly the best doormat ever

Underwear Doormat 17x28

Hahahaha.... Wonder what my mama woulda said if I woulda did this when I stayed at home... LOL

My mom said to me "guess whose doing the dishes tonight?I hit that Soulja Boy and said "YOUUUUUU!