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My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Funny ecard - My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car (HUMMER) :) definitely does

something like that.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

said no one ever..

hahahah so true, 'Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly,' said no one ever.

What can I say? Older sister.

Funny Ecards I'm not bossy I just know what you should be doing lol ok sometime s bossy:) that is soooooo me!

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I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

Douche!

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According to MASH, I was supposed to end up a successful architect, driving a purple lamborghini, married to Brad Pitt, have one kid and a pet tiger, and living in a mansion. WTF??

hahahha I loved playing mash! now some of the school agers at work play it. So funny :)

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Why don't you slip into a something a little more comfy, like a coma? Why is this so funny.

When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out. | Confession Ecard

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

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