valentines day

Anti- valentine day quote : Dont even think about it ! last time you screwd up ! funny man aims gun at cupid with heart arrow

I WILL DO THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN HOUSE!!!

I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. a-little-bit-of-me

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Cool word to explain what I feel -.-

word of the day : exhaustipated just too tired to give a shit , how I've been feeling lately

As a forever alone, I did appreciate this poem

As a forever alone, I did appreciate this poem

Roses are red violets are blue vodka is cheaper than dinner for two

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I am so tired. Didn't sleep well last night:( good night and sweet dreams princess! Sweet kisses on your pillow baby! I love you so much and can't wait to be with

Poop

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

ROTFLMAO hell yes!! this sounds like an AMAZING idea!!  @Robyn Scarborough , i'm going to need a thing of ben & jerry's half baked and some bail money....

15 Celebrity Breakup Quotes to Mend Your Shattered Heart

Celeb Breakup Quotes - If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

25 Ways To Tell You’re A Grown Up… Or Not.

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

Valentine's Day

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate So very inappropriate --- satan IS the fallen angel (archangel) lucifer

Pucker Up Butter Cup!!!

See more Quotes about You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole

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